onsdag 18. januar 2012

While we're at it..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16590585

This is a link to a case i find very interesting. The so called SOPA act, or the Stop Online Piracy Act. I think that it is a horrible idea and and an even more moronic bill. The fact that two of the Netherlands largest internet providers already has blocked acces to pages such as The Pirate Bay, well.. it's just plain stupid. I feel that they violate my rights god damnit!

Then again, it is not that hard to work around the IP blocks... and I'm pretty sure that the companies are completely aware of it. So I have to ask myself, what do they really gain on doing something like that?
Time will show.

GOGO wikipedia, save the world of free knowledge (and stuff)!

-S

Hazel Press Release and Mission Statement

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THE EDITING OF THIS PRESS RELEASE IS UNFINISHED AS I WAS UNABLE TO FIND THE CORRECTED VERSION!!



Hazel has introduced a new range of beauty products for teens. With them, Hazel has no one lesser than Pop Teen Sensation, Justin Bieber. The range of products will include, but not limited to; skin products, hair products, make up and perfume, all for the modern teen girl.

“At Hazel we see the need to expand further into the teen market, revitalizing our brand reputation and showing Hazel from a new modern side.” Said Hans Stuckenberg, CEO of Hazel. “We at Hazel realize that the teens are the future, and as our cornerstone philosophy is to make all people beautiful, it is only natural that we now launch this exciting new product range especially designed for the younger and ‘hip’generations.”

Pop Teen Sensation Justin Bieber will be the face of our collection, which means that all products will have been developed, designed, tested and approved in cooperation with the young super talent. Hazel has stated that the new range will include products with an appealing feel, including both brave new colors and styles, by other words, a must for the trendy teenager. Hazel confirms that the range of makeup products will include, but not be limited to; eye shadow, lip gloss, mascara and body glitter. In addition, the hair and skin products will contain a wide variety of hair gels, sprays, foundations, lotions and more. All products will be ecological and applicable even for the most sensitive skin, thus making the product available for all teens.

The entire new Hazel: Justin Bieber product range will be out in selected stores by the 10th of December 2011. Preorders can be made and delivered through www.Hazel.co.uk/Bieberfever.

ABOUT HAZEL
Founded nearly half a century ago, Hazel has throughout its long lifespan delivered beauty products to all people. Hazel, today one of the world’s largest direct sellers of cosmetics and beauty products, was founded as a door-to-door seller, and has therefore strong traditions in direct contact with its customers. It is through this innovation that Hazel is able to know the market so well. Though the door-to-door market, that made Hazel what it is today, is nearly gone, Hazel still strives to remain in touch with its traditions. Nevertheless, Hazel is now focusing more on department store-, as well as Internet sales.








---------------------------------------------# # #----------------------------------------------

If you would like to know more information about this topic, or schedule a meeting with Head of PR: Guy Manlyman, please contact Man McMacho at 810 – 555 – 222, or E-mail Man at PR@Hazel.com

Reflection on my Graded Presentation

Dead Blogbuddies,

Last Friday Maarten, Peter and myself had a presentation about the Audiowire Case in the English book. It was a pretty big deal for us, as the grade counts for 25% of our final grade. Therefore, we decided to do something new and exciting as we were the very last group and we knew Mr. Henebury would be sick and tired of regular presentations by then. Our response? Prezi of course! Such a great piece of software!

By utilizing this awesome tool, we were able to make a more dynamic and original presentation. Furthermore, I also took the responsibility for designing an appealing and fresh website to show off. I also took tons of notes while the previous groups were presenting, and listened closely to the feedback given. By doing so, we came up with a little of "that extra" that others were missing, such as focusing our graphs on the big moneys, and go a bit more into detail while explaning. We also decided to meet up three hours prior on Friday to rehearse a couple of times.

I think that our end result overcame our own expectations by far, and it seemed like that rest of the class, and especially Mr. Henebury was impressed. He seemed to have a lack of words for once, which I didn't think was possible! Hehe.

All in all, I am really satisfied with the result, and I am really eager to see the grade

-S

My English Language Learning History


My first memorable encounter with the English language is from the time when my friends and I played with toy-soldiers in the large sandpit in my garden. I probably wasn't older than three or four, and my entire vocabulary consisted of sounds I had picked up from various English-speaking television shows and movies. It would go something like this "Murky burky! Aaaah! Fiah in de hool! A murky burky!"

When I later started elementary school, I would soon learn my very first real words, such as the basic colors, how to present myself, and to count. Luckily for my class, we had an English teacher with a grade from Oxford or something like that, so I was actually quite capable of at least holding a basic conversation going. On the other hand, I never really saw English as that important until I experienced the magical world of MMORPG's (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games). Thanks to them I would converse in English several hours a day, and you would easily learn from your mistakes.

Simultaneously with playing a lot of games and watching English TV-shows I always had very dedicated and highly skilled and/or experienced teachers, who would always push me to work on my language. Furthermore, I also believe that I am a person who can easily pick up similarities between languages and easily translate it in my head.

In my first year of high school, I met the strictest and most expecting English teacher I have ever met. She was tough but fair and she really inspired me to work harder, and even take an extra class of Advanced English the year after. By then, I had already started to fantasize about studying abroad, and it also helped me to learn further. Unfortunately, in the Advanced English class I met a rather uninspiring teacher, and I basically didn't care about learning more. Fortunately for me, but unfortunately for her, she was out for six months with a back injury. In that time period, we had an American as a substitute teacher. He was quite the interesting fellow, and he did not speak a word of Norwegian. This helped me to start paying attention to class again.

Even though I had a pretty broad vocabulary before I came to university, I have yet again started to absorb new, more academic words. I like the flow they provide to the sentences while at the same time making them sound more intelligent.

If there was something I would like to further improve about my English it would be the comma-placement rules, as they are quite different from the Norwegian ones. In addition, I would like to work on when to use Do and Does when I speak informally. Sometimes I tend not to think too much about it, and I can make quite obvious mistakes.

My main advice to next year's first-year students would be to study hard, and do your coursework thoroughly.

-S

fredag 9. desember 2011

Inside Job, Scary stuff..

Today in class, Mr. Henebury mentioned a clip from the film "Inside Job".

I thought it sounded really interesting, as the movie title sounded so familiar. Little did I know just how fascinating the film was! I am sat here speechless!! The actions of these men in power, sitting on several billions and billions of dollars, spending it on prostitutes, cocaine and private jets.. WHOA!

Even more shocking is the fact that the same men who cause global instability and millions of cases of personal bankruptcy, get reelected into really important key positions concerning governmental fundings and assets.

The clip Mr. Henebury referred to was from the latter part of the movie, where the Dean of the Columbia University Graduate School of Business, Glenn Hubbard, is asked a challenging question. Hubbard, who has seemed like a reasonable and smart man so far in the film turns into a major douche in approximately 10 seconds.

"This isn't a deposition, Sir. I was polite enough to give you time for this interview, foolishly i now see, but you have three more minutes.... Give it your BEST. SHOT."

*Woop Woop Woop -Douchebag alert! Douchebag alert!- Woop Woop Woop*

I have embedded the clip in the end of this post, and i highly recommend that you all watch this movie. Apart from the spot on story, and interview objects, the music and clipping is just amazing.

10/10!

Thank you, Mr. Henebury.

Stay tuned for more (and hopefully more frequent) posts!

-S

søndag 6. november 2011

Norwenglish!



In class we discussed how other languages have greatly influenced the English language over the centuries. I've been rather interested in this subject the latter years, especially the Norwegian (fine, lets also include the Danes and the Swedes) influence.

#Fun fact, when I was a little kid we all learned that the word "bag", used in the Norwegian language (pronounced the same way), was an ENGLISH word. I looked at it as the first English word I learned. Later, we learned that the word was actually of Norwegian origin, more specifically from the word "baggí", meaning a travel pouch, usually crafted from leather.



I discovered this list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Old_Norse_origin

It hit me by surprise that so many words, lots of them commonly used ones, derived from Old Norse. I highly recommend that you read through the list

Examples are:

Anger
bag
awkward
ball
birth
cake
crawl
dirt
egg
gap
(to) get
guest
give
hammer
happy
knife
outlaw
(to) take
ugly
window

GO VIKINGS!

-S

fredag 21. oktober 2011

Word of the Day: Oct. 22, 2011!

Hey guys!

The word of the day is "sustain"

A word i have heard before, but not too familiar with.

The word means:
1. to support, hold, or bear up from below; bear the weight of, as a structure.
2. to bear (a burden, charge, etc.).
3. to undergo, experience, or suffer (injury, loss, etc.); endure without giving way or yielding.
4. to keep (a person, the mind, the spirits, etc.) from giving way, as under trial or affliction.
5. to keep up or keep going, as an action or process: to sustain a conversation.

Example sentences for the word:

Hope sustained us during that difficult time.
The roof, unable to sustain the weight of all the snow, collapsed.
The army sustained heavy losses.
He sustained serious injuries in the accident.

Stay tuned for more!

-S